Here's the story.

Ash is a fiction writer and musician from East Tennessee. She’s a conspiracy theorist for the sole reason that she lives for the drama. In her spare time, you’ll find Ash nose-deep in a book, a gossip column, or shredding on her Fender ’stang.

Brittany is a bite-off-more-than-you-can-chew DIYer. Christian, wife, newbie mom, and a strong believer in the Oxford comma. Hobbies include pretending to eat healthy, daydreaming about sleeping through the night, and wishing she was British (tea > coffee. Also…oxford comma).

You’re trapped inside a company’s staff bio. The name and picture don’t belong to you. You try to escape, but bump the invisible bounding boxes of the website’s code. Your only hope is that, in this short paragraph, you find someone who knows enough web development to get you out OR who’s read enough fourth-wall-breaking prose to guess the ending. You read the name again and wonder if he fits either or both of those qualifications. Spoiler alert: he does.

Elizabeth made her first move to the Big City when she joined the Mediocre team, an impulse move made upon hearing rumors about Lexington’s food and ghost sightings. When she’s not delving into urban ruins or poring through the treasures of an estate sale, she’s cracking into a good book, taking her cat on walks, and failing to cook tofu properly.

In a humdrum town in the South, Ethan filled the void of his dull hometown environment with horror movies, drawing comics, and moody 80’s albums from the UK. Illustration, gig posters, and comic book covers were the gateway into the design world. Building his chops with traditional painting and drawing, he spends his time creating gallery work and putting stylus-to-tablet for our clients. Outside the office, he’s with his canine companion or watching Suspiria again.

Leslie is an artist, mom, and our super awesome project manager/account executive who lives in New Albany, Indiana. Leslie is an artist at heart who loves organization, baking cupcakes, and photography. She started out teaching her passions to others and ended up sharing her skills by joining the Mediocre team. If you need something, she'll make it happen.

Shawn’s an avid member of the Lexington creative community. He likes clean lines and bright colors. He's often distracted by conversations about music and bizarre imagery. His anecdote: we could probably fit all this lumber in the car. It'll sag a little and the guys at Home Depot may laugh, but we're not making two trips.

A native of Los Angeles, Teagan moved to Lexington on a whim and found that it was filled with cool people that she wanted to stay and hang out with. Her free time is filled with self-help literature, Tarot cards, yoga and bad drumming. She is secretly trying to convert all her friends to veganism.